Things I Would Like to Attribute to Today's Full Moon

1. I was barked at three times today; once by a black standard poodle, once by a man, and once by a male mallard.
2. A female mallard (the mate of the mallard above) vigorously attacked my shoelaces while I waited for the bus.
3. A mob of at least twenty Japanese tourists in business suits took pictures of the mallard attacking my shoelaces, then of a bus when it rolled up to the stop, and then of both mallards as they strutted back and forth across heavy traffic.
4. I was yelled at by a bus driver for standing a mere three feet away from the curb as it pulled up. Didn't I know it was dangerous to stand only three feet from the curb, even though that's how far the bus shelter I was standing next to is?
5. My dog slept in her bed for most of the day, ignoring me even when I came home.
6. JamesandSarah, the evil upstairs neighbors, signaled their return at promptly 2 PM with screaming and crashing sounds after blessing me with only two days of peace.
7. As I was picking up various articles of clothing I had dry cleaned, a large mass of cigarette ash spilled out from the plastic bag covering my clothes, presumably coming from one or more articles of clothing. That's funny, I thought I didn't smoke.
8. While riding the bus home, a man sitting behind me "accidently" pulled on my hair because he "thought it was the cord you pull to stop the bus". He didn't get off for four more stops.