Exhibit A: One of Mary’s most favorite past-times is being mummified by my favorite fleece blanket.
Exhibit B: Another of her favorite things is raw carrots. She is also fond of broccoli (cooked or raw) and apples (green more than red, but she’s not too picky). But nothing compares to cheddar cheese, which she gets very rarely due to being on a special hyper-allergenic diet that consists of no dairy or meat protein.
Exhibit C: The Lio-Rat Incident. My dog has been mocked, tormented, and stumbled over probably more times than any dog alive. And yet, she still remains faithfully loyal to me, despite having brought her into a household shared by her arch-nemesis- Tyler.
Happy birthday, El Fluffo. It’s been Thirteen long and mostly fun years. Here’s to many more without too many health complications.
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