Orange juice is one of the few wonders of this world. Forget this seven wonders. This is the wonder!
What, pray tell, spawned this rant? I’m glad you asked. Let me tell you:
- Orange juice is loaded with Vitamin C, making it great for overcoming illnesses.
- While ill, water tastes awful. But Orange juice doesn’t!
- When on the tail-end of your illness, you can pour yourself a glass of orange juice and spike it with a healthy dousing of vodka, feeling great about the ability to cure your illness while getting drunk. The best part: no one will know!
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