Crusty White Bread and English

Ways my first name has been misspelled:
Mibsy
Mitsy
Mincy
Minry
Minsy
Minfy

Intresting to note: according to BabyNames.com, none of the above are real first names.

Ways my last name has been misspelled:
Messinger
Messeingeir
Messunger
Messing
Mezzinger
Mezzer

I find all of this ironic as I personally feel I have the most crusty white bread, English name possible. I guess it’s just too easy of a name for people to actually spell it properly. Even worse, is that most of those misspellings were on packages from various- and supposedly reputable- online merchants wherein I actually typed out my name over their secure online form so that they didn’t have to botch it in the first place. (Ahem, Bed Bath & Beyond… Amazon.com… Barnes & Nobel… I’m looking accusingly in your direction)